Genre: Humour/Romance Length: 1879 words B/D: I wanted to do some quick little shorter stories for friends before I start working on the Christmas/New Year's event stories. Here's one for Yoshister, aka Dino! (It's been a while since I wrote a QP/Aru story...) QP was a girl of many talents, and one of them was that she could smash ‘pudding’ into any other word to create a new and bizarre entity. She was Captain Picard at the bridge of the Enterprise, shouting ‘make it so!’; according to her whims, the world now knew the wonder of being pudding-shy, of taking pudding baths, and of course, the majesty of the puddingphone, which was much like a phone of the xylo variety but with a pleasing wobble applied to all the notes. She earnestly believed that the reason all these ideas flourished organically into things that existed was that adding pudding to any given idea automagically made it better. Aru, on the other hand, thought it was likely up to the fact that she...