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Genre: Humour/Slice of Life Length: 5020 words B/D: And now for the thrilling conclusion of the Natsumi day festivities!

Genre: Humour/Slice of Life Length: 5143 words B/D: Continuing right on where we left off, it's chapter 2 of the Natsumi day festivities.

Genre: Humour/Slice of Life Length: 4827 words B/D: This was a commission from Quincy/QuincyUSA on twitter, who asked for a story with Mei and Natsumi in a setting in which they're sisters. I didn't really have a clean idea of Mei's canon personality when I started, so I more or less recalled some vague things about classic!Mei that I might have misremembered and just meandered until I got the form she takes here.

Genre: Slice of Life Length: 3627 words B/D: And here's the QP story I was working on as well. It's not a continuation of the baseball series -- which will be a series, eventually -- but just an idea I wanted to do.

Genre: Comedy Length: 2927 words B/D: Giving baseball the heavy comedy meme treatment with QP and company. Please excuse me when I miss the finer points; I've done some research, but I am  British. This is going to be a multi-part story, so there will probably be three or four more of these when I get around to doing them.

Genre: Slice of Life/Humour Words: 2459 B/D: Just something goofy to blow off steam after Beach Part part 2.

Genre: Comedy Length: 3606 words B/D: It's been a while since I did a QPverse story, and my characterisation is rusty. (I really need to update Aru's, since her voice pack came out in the interim.) But I wanted to do a brainless funny story, so this is it, I guess!

Genre: Humour/Romance Length: 1879 words B/D: I wanted to do some quick little shorter stories for friends before I start working on the Christmas/New Year's event stories. Here's one for Yoshister, aka Dino! (It's been a while since I wrote a QP/Aru story...) QP was a girl of many talents, and one of them was that she could smash ‘pudding’ into any other word to create a new and bizarre entity. She was Captain Picard at the bridge of the Enterprise, shouting ‘make it so!’; according to her whims, the world now knew the wonder of being pudding-shy, of taking pudding baths, and of course, the majesty of the puddingphone, which was much like a phone of the xylo variety but with a pleasing wobble applied to all the notes. She earnestly believed that the reason all these ideas flourished organically into things that existed was that adding pudding to any given idea automagically made it better. Aru, on the other hand, thought it was likely up to the fact that she...

Genre: Comedy Length: 5201 words B/D: This is the second of the Community Card Art stories, based on Party Time , by Egumi. Congratulations on winning! They've graciously allowed me to do a prompt and link their artwork; if you like the art, be sure to go and give it a thumbs up. This story took me ages -- a little bit of writer's block combined with a somewhat linear prompt combined for a nightmare, haha. It's set in the Mixed Juice verse. Hopefully peeps will still enjoy it as a very silly little thing.

Genre: Humour Length: 2566 words B/D: Goofing around with QP and Syura, since I haven't done a QPverse story in a while.

Genre: Slice of Life Length: 3059 words B/D: A continuation of  Season's Greetings . I may edit it later, but it's okay for now. It's been so hot that I just kinda wanna post and be done with it, ahaha.

Genre: Friendship Length: 2332 words B/D: Well, I meant to work on a FFVII story. You can see how that turned out. Yuki gets introduced.

Thank you to Coffgirl  for another fantastic piece of cover art! Genre: Friendship/Humour, maybe? Length: 1571 words B/D: I wanted to explore Aru a little, and after a lot of trouble, ended up with this. I'm not super happy with it, but I want to move onto other things (and give myself a place to go with the weird metaplot that all these OJ stories seem to occupy).

Series: QP Shooting Genre: Friendship/Drama Length: 1000 words B/D: Just me trying to understand a little about QP and Syura's friendship.

Series: QP Shooting Length: 2463 words Genre: idk, comedy probably B/D: I wanted to do a story where they all played the dangeons and the doragons.

Series: QP Shooting Genre: Drama Length: 1000 words B/D: Trying out a different style, I ended up writing an oddly serious QP & Syura story.

Series: 100% Orange Juice Length: 1234 words Genre: Comedy BD: This was not where I expected this to go.

Title: Free Lunch Words: 1705 Series: 100% Orange Juice Genre: Comedy BD: I wrote this mainly as a lark and decided to post it as a valentine's day special, although it's very much a joke of one.

It was meant to be a quiet evening – snacks, pyjamas, truth or dare where everybody picked truth. Then Krila found the perm rods, and decided they made her look like Medusa. Syura, predictably, ran with it. “Sir Aru! Cleave her in twain with your mighty greatsword and save Princess QP!” Syura the cleric yelled. Aru didn't have a greatsword. Aru had a standing lamp. Dark Krilalaris surged forward. Her foot came down on a lone cup of pudding left on the floor. A terrifying silence descended upon the room. Tearing off her lampshade tiara, the true final boss revealed herself. A/N: This is one reason I love doing drabbles -- occasionally I hit upon stuff like this that could make a good full length story, and I essentially leave myself a 100 word note telling me to do it later.

QP struggled, but found no purchase with her wrists tied behind her back with scarves, and the rest of her tied to the chair she was sitting on. All she could do was rock her seat. “I thought you had changed! You said all you wanted to do was enjoy pudding and play games! You tricked me with that bet!” “Quit that. You lost, so you have to play the penalty game,” Yuki taunted. “I have so many exotic puddings for you. Soy sauce, wasabi, curry powder... no expenses spared. I even made sure to tie you down with something soft, so your poor doggy wrists don't hurt.” The world went black as Yuki selected another scarf and bound it across QP's eyes. She found her senses already sharpening against her will. Her skin prickled with goosebumps as she felt Yuki's fingertips brush against her cheek, before trailing down her face to settle underneath her chin. “All you have to do,” Yuki whispered, uncomfortably close to her ear, “is identify five puddings, and I'll u...